Guacamole - You Suck at Cooking (episode One Hundo)

  • Published: 03 December 2019
  • Guacamole is an avocado's highest honor.
    Book and Merch:

    How to Make This Guacamole
    Step 1: Watch the video
    Step 2: Follow the instructions
    Step 3: Check the description for the recipe
    Step 4: Take 3 avocados and do that stuff to them.
    Step 5: Add in ¾ teaspoon of salt if they're large, ½ teaspoon if they're small, if you're unsure start with a bit and add more later
    Step 6: Throw the cilantro in the trash if you have that genetic defect, otherwise, chop up a handful and throw it in the bowl with the avocado and squeeze a couple lime wedges in then chop up a deseeded tomato and add that in and around ⅓ to ½ cup finely chopped onion and then some jalapeño, don't be a baby, you love jalapeño but don't overdo it or you'll cry like a baby and it will also hurt on the way out.
    Step 7: Get some tortilla chips or eat it with a spoon.
    Step 8: Smash the subscribe button and also follow me on Instagram because I do different stuff there sometimes.
    Step 9: You've worked hard, take a nap why don't you.
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Comments • 2 032

  • You Suck At Cooking
    You Suck At Cooking   4 days back

    And pretty much coincidentally, I’ve finally gotten around to making one of those internet websites 
    with merch and stuff:


    Can’t thank all of you enough…those of you who have been here from the beginning 
    and any of you who wandered in along the way: THANK YOU, I APPRECIATE YOU!

    • Dani O
      Dani O  10 hours back

      you had gone full circle starting with guacamole in 1st and reaching 100 episodes with the same recipe

    • Idk Why u ask me
      Idk Why u ask me  1 days back


    • Mario Fan 15
      Mario Fan 15  2 days back

      100th video
      100th reply

    • LAR
      LAR  2 days back

      you're beautiful : ' )

    • Violet Roberts
      Violet Roberts  2 days back

      You Suck At Cooking When are you gonna restock the Fun Carrot!?

  • Ali O
    Ali O  3 minutes back

    The new intro is so unsettling

    • Raquel Covarrubias
      Raquel Covarrubias  57 minutes back

      There wasn't three ways to make this!!!!!

      • JadePOX
        JadePOX  1 hours back

        every video your magic is getting better

        • Ridhô Jeftha
          Ridhô Jeftha  2 hours back

          Face reveal please

          • Ankjok Ming
            Ankjok Ming  2 hours back


            • jack denver
              jack denver  4 hours back

              Really liked the ice pops in your book

              • Misty Waters
                Misty Waters  4 hours back

                His first video was of guacamole as well. This being the first hundred, does this mean at the second hundred mark there will be another one for guacamole? We'll just have to wait and see.

                • Elijah Aguilar
                  Elijah Aguilar  5 hours back

                  Loved this

                  • tian - xyt
                    tian - xyt  5 hours back

                    *How to Basics cousin but more mannered

                    • Ex0naut
                      Ex0naut  5 hours back

                      He fundo
                      He use undo
                      But most importantly, he on episode one hundo

                      • Vigilant Cosmic Penguin

                        I was expecting something big for episode one hundred, but I love how he went back to his roots for this one.

                        • naresh morales
                          naresh morales  6 hours back

                          The one that sucks at cooking is you, I mean, that's not the way you cut an avocado omg it got me so frustrated

                          • Mark G
                            Mark G  6 hours back

                            cilantro tastes like soap

                            • Ashton Durham
                              Ashton Durham  6 hours back

                              2k comments on your 100th episode, wonder if anyone said congratulations? “Congratulations!”

                              • Bronwen MacKay
                                Bronwen MacKay  7 hours back

                                Where is the fekin' garlic?

                                • Maddog Gaming
                                  Maddog Gaming  7 hours back

                                  Bless this man's

                                  • Sabrina Sykes
                                    Sabrina Sykes  7 hours back

                                    People put raisins in guacamole??? The audacity 😱😱

                                    • Boodit
                                      Boodit  8 hours back

                                      where do you buy your hair?

                                      • Jose Manuel Chaves Bussi

                                        We did it boys, one hundo episodes!

                                        • Hashbrown
                                          Hashbrown  8 hours back

                                          Going back to hit roots for episode 100

                                          • Chicken_Nuggets_Are_Pretty_Good


                                            • Henri Hawk
                                              Henri Hawk  8 hours back

                                              can I use a three-prong spoon?

                                              • wowwowweebs
                                                wowwowweebs  9 hours back

                                                cilantro tastes like soap to me but i still like it

                                                • Cujas
                                                  Cujas  10 hours back

                                                  your mom sucks at cooking

                                                  jk, her food is delicious

                                                  • J.J arts
                                                    J.J arts  10 hours back

                                                    Not to forget this is exactly like your FIRST VIDEO

                                                    • John Smith
                                                      John Smith  10 hours back

                                                      Hate this fucking channel get out my recommended wtf are you doing

                                                      • North River
                                                        North River  10 hours back

                                                        One hundo fundo episodos!
                                                        Wooohooo! Congrats! 🙌💥

                                                        • Brandon H
                                                          Brandon H  11 hours back

                                                          Will the merch allow me to chop, dice as effortlessly as you? Will it give me the ability to reverse exorcism souls into my cookware?

                                                          • Edgy Turtle Films 105
                                                            Edgy Turtle Films 105  12 hours back

                                                            Wow this so made my day. It cured my temporary depression in seconds.

                                                            • MrShadows420
                                                              MrShadows420  13 hours back

                                                              The Worcestershire sause

                                                              • Maj Mg
                                                                Maj Mg  13 hours back

                                                                Hahahah this is ridiculous 🤣

                                                                • peachi
                                                                  peachi  13 hours back


                                                                  • HotShot FTWz
                                                                    HotShot FTWz  13 hours back

                                                                    "four pronged spoon"

                                                                    • Jameson Daly
                                                                      Jameson Daly  13 hours back

                                                                      congrats on episode one humdo

                                                                      • Tamara Turner
                                                                        Tamara Turner  13 hours back

                                                                        I have the soap thing but I’ve still liked cilantro haha I’m a soap eater

                                                                        • Ant Dawg
                                                                          Ant Dawg  13 hours back

                                                                          Wtf is the garlic

                                                                          • Angry Skipper
                                                                            Angry Skipper  14 hours back

                                                                            Well... it’s actually coriander.

                                                                            • Grimmy
                                                                              Grimmy  14 hours back

                                                                              Guac is trash without garlic and pickled

                                                                              • Jade master 9000
                                                                                Jade master 9000  14 hours back

                                                                                Demonetization: continue not swearing
                                                                                Coppa: CONTINUE SWEARING!

                                                                                • Thomas Maycock
                                                                                  Thomas Maycock  16 hours back

                                                                                  i swear he did a guac video already

                                                                                  • Ele
                                                                                    Ele  16 hours back

                                                                                    "It needs more raisens" WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT?!

                                                                                    • GigaBoost
                                                                                      GigaBoost  16 hours back

                                                                                      No garlic? Hmm hmm

                                                                                      • Happyseaweed360
                                                                                        Happyseaweed360  16 hours back


                                                                                        • Alberto Hinojosa
                                                                                          Alberto Hinojosa  17 hours back

                                                                                          Laugh, I say, at non-mexicans and their inability to take out the pit

                                                                                          • Rexen
                                                                                            Rexen  17 hours back

                                                                                            When the lime mom sees this you better from the lime mom.

                                                                                            • Barnabus Wut
                                                                                              Barnabus Wut  17 hours back

                                                                                              My haunted knife doesn't have auto-chop functionality. It just floats menacingly at the foot of my bed.
                                                                                              Must be one of those older models.

                                                                                              • ferrer65
                                                                                                ferrer65  18 hours back

                                                                                                Bring back the cussing!