A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Artificer

  • Published: 01 December 2019
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Comments • 2 122

  • Leroy
    Leroy  10 minutes back

    The part about players forgetting about their gear. Every game I run.

    • Mikel Smith
      Mikel Smith  2 hours back

      Man I like this videos. This format seems to attract attention, have you ever thought about doing a crap guide to d&d 5e, Races?

      • Risax
        Risax  3 hours back

        1:38 *Gasp* Log is here to spread the word of Oreyara and why Artificers are some awesome.

        • darkluster4
          darkluster4  11 hours back

          Actually, the Duskblade/Magus uses Int for spell casting. Have you ever looked into it and other alternate classes?

          • Taylor Shumate
            Taylor Shumate  14 hours back

            Is that Tiny Box Tim??

            • ray jude tubbs
              ray jude tubbs  15 hours back


              lazypurple would like to know your location

              • Philip Holt
                Philip Holt  16 hours back

                Now all that's left is the blood hunter

                • Stump the Scientist
                  Stump the Scientist  18 hours back

                  I love artificer and want to make one because you literally make 'Shotgun of Level Five Fireball'

                  • bat facts101 101
                    bat facts101 101  19 hours back

                    Log ?

                    • Dr Satan
                      Dr Satan  21 hours back

                      A crap guide to rick sanchez

                      • Scott Lowe
                        Scott Lowe  22 hours back

                        If you want to play an artificer in a mech suit, I made a homebrew for it (think Iron Man, Evangelion/Pacific Rim, or any size mech in between).


                        • Sardec Xavier
                          Sardec Xavier  22 hours back

                          Crap guide to multiclassing?

                          • Justin Klett
                            Justin Klett  23 hours back

                            This has probably been suggested already...but I would love a crap guide to the different races and what bonuses they give.

                            • Ignighto Sunset
                              Ignighto Sunset  1 days back


                              • nugget 429
                                nugget 429  1 days back


                                • Egon
                                  Egon  1 days back

                                  OMG THIS IS GOLD

                                  • Miss Ilea
                                    Miss Ilea  1 days back

                                    Do races next!! :D

                                    • Meghantron 88
                                      Meghantron 88  1 days back

                                      *sees pic of Nina and Alexander. Immediately throws phone and starts crying.*

                                      • nieooj gotoy
                                        nieooj gotoy  1 days back

                                        I’ve been seeing a lot of Fullmetal Alchemist references here... I love it.

                                        • king void rider
                                          king void rider  1 days back

                                          dont starve waggstaff

                                        • Charlie Uniform November Tango Golf Alpha Yankee

                                          I love this dude just because he mains sword and shield

                                          • David Fredman
                                            David Fredman  1 days back

                                            1:48 - fucking... oof.

                                          • Aha army
                                            Aha army  1 days back

                                            Hi am new to d&d and was wanting to make a class for artificer what should I do and where can I find the the rules for playing that class

                                            • STUV101
                                              STUV101  1 days back

                                              You still have the DM left to cover mate

                                              • Crimson The Mad
                                                Crimson The Mad  2 days back

                                                1:38 LOOOOOG...sorry love unexpectables

                                                • Stammer6
                                                  Stammer6  2 days back

                                                  Dude I seriously love your videos <3

                                                  • Gillian Votaw
                                                    Gillian Votaw  2 days back

                                                    My newest character is an artificer Im so excited!

                                                    • Hamburger Sandwich
                                                      Hamburger Sandwich  2 days back

                                                      Enemy: en guard

                                                      Artificer: *pulls out sword and starts battling*

                                                      Artificer: *throws sword*

                                                      Enemy: you fool

                                                      Artificer: well you see the sword was never my weapon of choice

                                                      Artificer: *pulls out glock*

                                                      • nameistaken
                                                        nameistaken  2 days back

                                                        Thank you for introducing me to this class. I built one for a recent game. And creatively using magic has been the biggest amount of fun I’ve had.

                                                        • Bioshock Menolly
                                                          Bioshock Menolly  2 days back

                                                          0:47 Tiny Box Tim.

                                                          • KurtAngle89
                                                            KurtAngle89  2 days back

                                                            1.51 "and can help you grow closer bonds with your pets"...reference....the CHILLS...after 13 solid years

                                                            • HomicidalTh0r
                                                              HomicidalTh0r  2 days back

                                                              *sees eldrich cannon* Oh God you've created a monster

                                                              • LordMacD
                                                                LordMacD  2 days back

                                                                You gotta do blood hunters now

                                                                • Douglas Rankin
                                                                  Douglas Rankin  2 days back

                                                                  I had one of those dog toys as a kid that brought me back

                                                                • misolou fout
                                                                  misolou fout  2 days back

                                                                  “A Crap Guide to D&D [5th Edition] - Dungeon Master” anyone?

                                                                  • Bastion- Mega_klip
                                                                    Bastion- Mega_klip  2 days back

                                                                    A crap guide to Warhammer 40k: death Korps of krieg.

                                                                    "Commissar, did the Imerials betray us?"

                                                                    "Yes, now charge into that reaver titan, I'll follow you with my shovel-saw.:

                                                                  • Dylan Wight
                                                                    Dylan Wight  2 days back

                                                                    I'm surprised you didn't say
                                                                    "This class was tailor made for gnomes. If you ain't a gnome, go home, you're doing it wrong. Yes, I'm looking at you High Elf main with your oh-so-special single bonus cantrip"

                                                                  • Emotionless Records
                                                                    Emotionless Records  2 days back

                                                                    He created tiny box Tim

                                                                    • Lucid Dreamer
                                                                      Lucid Dreamer  2 days back

                                                                      I'm creating an Artificer for the next campaign and I'm so excited for this haha

                                                                      • Mr Scoops
                                                                        Mr Scoops  2 days back

                                                                        I don’t think the artificer can add INT to any roll? I’ve been playing one for a while now and can’t find anything about that

                                                                        • algien0xx
                                                                          algien0xx  2 days back

                                                                          That sounds fun

                                                                          • Stephen Venture
                                                                            Stephen Venture  2 days back

                                                                            Fma... tuny box tim... soul calibre... jesus fuck

                                                                            • Stephen Venture
                                                                              Stephen Venture  2 days back

                                                                              @opzz xsin no I've been seeing that too. What a day to be alive

                                                                            • opzz xsin
                                                                              opzz xsin  2 days back

                                                                              So am I the only one who noticed that the Bard and Paladin are holding hands at 0:27... That mad lass bard did it.

                                                                          • Cerberus
                                                                            Cerberus  3 days back

                                                                            I saw the Frostmourne. :)

                                                                            • HiiPER MaaDMaan
                                                                              HiiPER MaaDMaan  3 days back

                                                                              1:37 its log!

                                                                              • oiuet souiu
                                                                                oiuet souiu  2 days back

                                                                                Tchaikovsky no "Tchaikovsky yes! Tchaikovsky always yes!"

                                                                            • MTG Micheal
                                                                              MTG Micheal  3 days back


                                                                              • opzz xsin
                                                                                opzz xsin  2 days back

                                                                                chucks exploding vibrator at group of enemies VIBE CHECK

                                                                            • Sawsgaming
                                                                              Sawsgaming  3 days back

                                                                              Kill.. me...

                                                                              • Anthony Newton
                                                                                Anthony Newton  3 days back

                                                                                Are you gonna create a crap guide to the Revised Ranger?......I'm sorry

                                                                                • Nicolas Pine
                                                                                  Nicolas Pine  3 days back

                                                                                  Eldritch cannon with human legs scared me